tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-317009632024-03-13T17:12:16.673+05:30Welcome to Gaurav GyanI have consolidated my blogs. Please visit www.gauravbatla.blogspot.com.
All past updates from www.gauravgyan.blogspot.com, www.feelaagayiyaar.blogspot.com, www.brandeur.blogspot.com are also available on the new blog itself.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger202125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-73936397724442609242010-12-19T15:35:00.000+05:302010-12-19T15:35:43.685+05:30If Dolly-Khali were a couple, the show would have been called "Bigg Boss D-K".. no? :PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-19549201077062287642010-12-12T15:29:00.000+05:302010-12-19T15:30:35.157+05:30Braking News: Censor Board censors the use of 'Sheila' in Sheila ki Jawani. Farha ropes in Bobby Darling for the new version. Song to be called 'Dheela ki Jawani' :PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-8554128365866399072010-12-09T15:31:00.000+05:302010-12-19T15:31:12.454+05:30Whoever said, 'Bin maange MOTI mile...' Must have had a very fat wife :PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-22670481729403034732010-12-04T15:31:00.000+05:302010-12-19T15:31:45.757+05:30Lesson of the Day: Negativity Kills CreativityUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-18251679206486119332010-11-30T15:32:00.001+05:302010-12-19T15:32:34.018+05:30Me: Ohh.. Hey Dude.. Hows you? Long time.<br />Friend's Friend: Sorry yaar, pehchana nahi.<br />Friend: Arey he is Gaurav, He was at KJ Som, Mumbai. Remember, he came home one day?<br />Friend's Friend: Ohhh yeahhhh... You came with BATLA right?? <br />Me: *Stumped* i AM batlaUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-85367954145559973702010-11-30T15:32:00.000+05:302010-12-19T15:32:13.476+05:30Q. What's a prostitute who doesn't charge for sex called?<br />A. Missionary of charity :PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-67899256554889075802010-11-28T15:32:00.000+05:302010-12-19T15:33:09.077+05:30Braking news: inspired from sheila ki jawani, BSP launches its own campaign song. To be called Maya ki Masti :PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-73754137518264233622010-11-24T15:33:00.000+05:302010-12-19T15:33:50.493+05:30Braking News: Mollywood protests against #sheilakijawani. Set to launch rival item number called shakeela ki jawani ;)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-65758658392832963702010-11-17T15:35:00.000+05:302010-12-19T15:35:17.816+05:30With pamela entering bigg boss' house, now we have TWO very important reasons to watch the show. No? ;)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-91759134254789780572010-11-14T15:36:00.000+05:302010-12-19T15:36:34.449+05:30Come to think of it, a Happy Parents' Night is responsible for a Happy Children's Day :PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-4155915914528347662010-11-09T21:56:00.000+05:302010-11-10T21:56:44.866+05:30Dear Operations management graduate, "You are six sigma compliant" isn't exactly same as "darling, you are one in a millon"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-54686647369896932712010-11-08T21:56:00.000+05:302010-11-10T21:57:31.114+05:30Chunnu Munnu The do Bhai.. J&K par hui ladaai..<br />Jhagda sunn kar Pappa Aaye.. Dono ko do chapat lagaye.<br />Na aadha lo tum Chunnu beta, Na aadha lo tum munnu beta.<br />Aisa Jhagda karte rehna, Mera Thenga Chooste rehna.<br /><br />*In loving memory of the THE president of the united states' visit to IndiaUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-45223412091861079252010-11-04T21:58:00.000+05:302010-11-10T21:58:59.157+05:30Nobody bothers about the old. Sab 60+ uncle logon ko Diwali ki hard-d**k shubh kaamnaayein :P #hawwjokeofthedayUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-37168597878961104942010-11-03T21:59:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:00:03.987+05:30Given my salary, today should be called Dhan-Taras instead. :( #happydhanterasUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-32904566675218465052010-10-27T22:00:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:01:05.042+05:30Rajni's laws apply to murphyUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-23924176837149149192010-10-25T22:01:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:01:45.344+05:30#Brakingnews: dibakar banerjee plans a sequel to LSD. Names it love, sex aur KLPDUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-54269252283459985892010-10-23T22:02:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:02:21.450+05:30Holding onto the most favorite thing, the sweetest one the king of the king.<br />You were the best I had, you were comparable to none.<br />A sudden push and the world shattered, rest in peace, oh my CK ONE :(Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-26284998273486566782010-10-20T22:02:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:03:03.340+05:30Har kamyabi ke peeche kisi ka haath hota hai. Aur Nakamyabi ke peeche kisi ki ungli :PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-31362630447876736032010-10-18T22:03:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:03:44.917+05:30Niagara falls, viagra rises ;)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-68586632976758873932010-10-17T22:03:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:04:02.905+05:30Baawara Mann Dekhne chala ek sapnaaa... Inception Dekhi aur confuse ho gaya :PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-55317076202930905502010-10-15T22:04:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:04:50.302+05:30Braking news: maneka gandhi launches campaign against mosquito repellants.. Goes all out against alloutUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-50440252589651767512010-10-10T22:06:00.001+05:302010-11-10T22:06:55.719+05:30Braking News: Playboy gets inspired from Amazon's Kindle. Launches its own porn ebook reader. Calls it FondleUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-79695702535614579492010-10-10T22:06:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:06:39.332+05:30'Normal' friendship follows 'normal' curveUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-20590068961854570952010-10-10T22:05:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:12:27.512+05:3038-27-36.. Now that's a medal's tally even bipasha would be proud of.<br /><br />*Commonwealth gamesUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31700963.post-54646443548348782862010-10-07T22:07:00.000+05:302010-11-10T22:07:49.688+05:30Braking News: Pratibha Patil woke up all scared last night. Sources claim she saw a nightmare, Kalmadi calling her Shivraj Patil in the closing ceremonyUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0