Q. How does a condom help in reducing telephone bill?
A. No STDs !!!

I wish christmas was a girl. Then i could've also had a 'marry' christmas! ;-)

Q. What's the winner of a fishing competition called?
A. A Master Baiter ;-)

RGV planning a sequel to 'Rann' with the cast of 'D' called 'Rann-D'

Dear FB, i dont like Poker but yeah would definitely wont mind a 'POKE HER' game!!

#Suggestivepunchlines: Gillette Presto: Zada jaldi karoge to Katt jayega!!

Arey wah, Aapke aur mere khaya-laat kitne milte hain!!!!"
Kya Aapka shoe size bhi 7 hai???

#Suggestivepunchlines: " Polo: Whats your hole story? " ;-D

#Suggestivebrandnames: ITC launches new brand of potato chips called 'Bang Ho'

Mahindra's rural tagline: sab 'logan' ki gaadi.

Doublemeaningoffers: do u want a 'fag'??

Is wondering if superman is a part of a 'frequent flier' program!

No wonder its called ASS-PIRATIONAL target

Never trust mallika sherawat's word. she only believes in 'lip service'

No wonder most people hated The 'Ex' Files!!!

#Doublemeaning songs: Pocket mein 'Rocket' hai!!

what is bachhendri pal's fav sex position? Ans: woman on top! ;-)

Himesh to Ranbir: Jai Mata Di, Lets Rock(et)!!!

Love is more a function of time, than feelings

Funny thing about conversations: The More frequently you talk the more you 'have' stuff to talk about. The less you talk, more difficult you find what to talk about..