Q. How does a condom help in reducing telephone bill?
A. No STDs !!!

I wish christmas was a girl. Then i could've also had a 'marry' christmas! ;-)

Q. What's the winner of a fishing competition called?
A. A Master Baiter ;-)

RGV planning a sequel to 'Rann' with the cast of 'D' called 'Rann-D'

Dear FB, i dont like Poker but yeah would definitely wont mind a 'POKE HER' game!!

#Suggestivepunchlines: Gillette Presto: Zada jaldi karoge to Katt jayega!!

Arey wah, Aapke aur mere khaya-laat kitne milte hain!!!!"
Kya Aapka shoe size bhi 7 hai???

#Suggestivepunchlines: " Polo: Whats your hole story? " ;-D

#Suggestivebrandnames: ITC launches new brand of potato chips called 'Bang Ho'

Mahindra's rural tagline: sab 'logan' ki gaadi.

Doublemeaningoffers: do u want a 'fag'??

Is wondering if superman is a part of a 'frequent flier' program!

No wonder its called ASS-PIRATIONAL target

Never trust mallika sherawat's word. she only believes in 'lip service'

No wonder most people hated The 'Ex' Files!!!

#Doublemeaning songs: Pocket mein 'Rocket' hai!!

what is bachhendri pal's fav sex position? Ans: woman on top! ;-)

Himesh to Ranbir: Jai Mata Di, Lets Rock(et)!!!

Love is more a function of time, than feelings

Funny thing about conversations: The More frequently you talk the more you 'have' stuff to talk about. The less you talk, more difficult you find what to talk about..

Assesing 'self' worth: whats your biggest achievement apart from being your father's son?

If you dont have time for your friends today.
Tomorrow, you will have all the time but no friends

"Aur bhi Gum hai zamaane mein mohabbat ke siwa.

Aur Unmein se Fevicol sabse accha chipkaata hai.. "

Pickup line in Inflationary Time:

"Hey, Did you hear Delhi Jal Board increased the water tariff by 50%? Why don't we bathe together tomorrow?"