What??? iPAD is not a sanitary napkin by apple???

Its good to have friends who like it when You're around. But its better to have friends who miss you when you are not

Q. Why did Veer flop?? A. Nobody was 'Veer' enough to check out the movie even once.

No wonder Gujjus like 'Che na Murgi' so much !! ;-)

Q. What's a mobile called when no sim has ever been inserted in it?
A. A 'virgin' mobile ;)

lonavala chiki tagline: ajab prem ki 'gajak' kahani ;-)

Relationships are like books. You enjoy it till you're reading. But in the end, you have to turn the page and start a new one!

Strangers meet and quickly become friends.
Sometimes its different, others its like a normal trend.
Usually it happens in due course, sometimes with a rapid pace.
Yes, i'm trying hard But can't take that stupid smile off my face! :-)

Mathematician Bahu: 'Pi' Laagooon Sasu maa !!!

Hum to khud ke aks mein bhi unhe dhoonda karte the.
Kya karein 'gar hamein hi aainaa dikha diya gya!

Jude law and robert downey jr. Wtf! Sherlock holmes or sherlock homos..

Q. Name the only woman to have visited the moon twice???
A. Moon Moon sen.. ;)

Expectations are the rooftops through which friendships commit suicide!!!!

Q. Why should you be well read to avoid constipation?
A. Readers digest ! ;-)

No wonder knight riders got screwed in IPL.
Next season hope they 'ride' less at night!!!! ;-)

Friendships are like Bell curve, but better to be in the left tail than right !!! ;-)

WTF!!!! 'Che' guevara was not gujju????

God i wish the new year to bring all the smiles.
Keep it healthy and i travel many more miles.
Give a sane head but keep the restless of a child.
Keep the fire burning, energies at full and let it be wild.