Things a female guitar player will never say: "My G-String is not in tune"

Why one is only called a ditcher (read: Ditch-her) irrespetive of the gender

I think woman-kind is an oxymoron

If a girl is described as a hot chick. Can a guy be described as a hot Cock??

Not sure if you should be happy if somebody asks you to 'keep it up' ;)

Does Abhishek play Oonglicricket with Ash too

Wish there was a international woo-men day too

No wonder my favorite game is BED-MINTON!

Now i know why people say Every Dog has his day.. Coz nights are ruled by bitches you see!!

This holi may god give you pink health and save you from yellow fever.

You don't get green with envy or Red with Anger.

Nobody is able to beat you black and blue.

Even if you act as jerk, nobody throws a shoe at you.

May your dear ones are always in your sight.

May the next year be as bright as Tide(or Rin) white.

:-D

Happpie Holiiiii.....