Doesnt IT returns sound like a movie sequel? :-P

Thinks the all-out machine would be an amazing French kisser. ;) #getit

Braking News: Morgan freeman to start in nolan's next called INCESTION !!!! :-P

The kinda prices apple charges I think soon buyer will be called an iASS.

Dedication to ex-girlfriend:

Oh my love.. wherever I look, I see only you.
I wanna hold your hand forever, thats what I wanna do.
Oh my darling, I love you too because you're sweet, smart and funny.
But I'm gonna marry him coz he's got all the money
:-P

So what if 72 yr old Morgan decides to marry his 27 yr old step granddaughter. After all, he's a free man :-P

Braking news. Chak de sequel on the cards after kaushik resigns. SRK to take inspiration from his darr performance :-P

Braking News: Reckitt Benckiser buys Durex maker SSL.. To launch Antiseptic Condoms :-P

Imagine... One of the greatest philosophers in human history is called 'Confucius' !!!! #getit

Braking News : Cristiano Ronaldo slaps k'naan after listening wavin' flag. He says,'Why wave the flag, when you can flag the pole' ;) #getit