What!!!! Boca juniors is not the collective name for lalu's kids??? Like seriously????? ;)

No you idiot. Happy rakhi has got nothing to do with her winning some reality show!

Of course you are fat... coz the only thing running in your body is your nose !

Upar wala jab deta hai, to chappar phaad ke deta hai.. aur jab leta hai, to phaad deta ha

Braking News: Bindass launches a woman's channel. Names it as BINDIs. :P

George Screw Kas presents Star Whores. Starring Nude Skywanker, Hand Solo, Princess Ley Liya and Queen Abhi Dala

Dear FB, i don't want to be a Beta Tester. Beti Tester ka kaam ho to batana :P #hawwwcheapjoke

What did Sunanda tell Shashi?? Thoda aur Push kar :P

This rainy season Municipal Corporation of Delhi proudly brings to you. GUTTER WARS: REVENGE OF THE SHIT *releasing soon in a gutter near you :-P