What!!!! Boca juniors is not the collective name for lalu's kids??? Like seriously????? ;)

No you idiot. Happy rakhi has got nothing to do with her winning some reality show!

Of course you are fat... coz the only thing running in your body is your nose !

Upar wala jab deta hai, to chappar phaad ke deta hai.. aur jab leta hai, to phaad deta ha

Braking News: Bindass launches a woman's channel. Names it as BINDIs. :P

George Screw Kas presents Star Whores. Starring Nude Skywanker, Hand Solo, Princess Ley Liya and Queen Abhi Dala

Dear FB, i don't want to be a Beta Tester. Beti Tester ka kaam ho to batana :P #hawwwcheapjoke

What did Sunanda tell Shashi?? Thoda aur Push kar :P

This rainy season Municipal Corporation of Delhi proudly brings to you. GUTTER WARS: REVENGE OF THE SHIT *releasing soon in a gutter near you :-P

Doesnt IT returns sound like a movie sequel? :-P

Thinks the all-out machine would be an amazing French kisser. ;) #getit

Braking News: Morgan freeman to start in nolan's next called INCESTION !!!! :-P

The kinda prices apple charges I think soon buyer will be called an iASS.

Dedication to ex-girlfriend:

Oh my love.. wherever I look, I see only you.
I wanna hold your hand forever, thats what I wanna do.
Oh my darling, I love you too because you're sweet, smart and funny.
But I'm gonna marry him coz he's got all the money
:-P

So what if 72 yr old Morgan decides to marry his 27 yr old step granddaughter. After all, he's a free man :-P

Braking news. Chak de sequel on the cards after kaushik resigns. SRK to take inspiration from his darr performance :-P

Braking News: Reckitt Benckiser buys Durex maker SSL.. To launch Antiseptic Condoms :-P

Imagine... One of the greatest philosophers in human history is called 'Confucius' !!!! #getit

Braking News : Cristiano Ronaldo slaps k'naan after listening wavin' flag. He says,'Why wave the flag, when you can flag the pole' ;) #getit

As a principle,I never wish any guy friend 'good night sleep tight' ;-)