The problem is not when people expect a lot from you. The problem is when they STOP expecting!!!

Taali Do haathon se bajti hai dost, Ek haath se to bas Chaanta hi pad sakta hai!!!

Salman trying to buy an IPL Team : Das ka Dum se Gyarah ke Gham tak!!!

“Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.”- Elie Wiesel

Signs that ur online a bit too much # 3: You walk into a bar and notice the hottest chick around checking you out. You smile, walk upto her and say 'ASL plz'!!!

I think, therefore i am.... I Don't, therefore i-pill

The mathematicians never end up being good lovers.. The 'Ex' and 'Why' coordinates always spoil the fun!!!

The Economics of Relationships

1. The Marginal Utility of the girlfriend goes down once the chase is over and done with and is inversly propotional with the time spent with each other.

2. After the status is changed to committed, the guy always moves to a higher 'indifference' curve

3. There is always an opportunity cost associated with the decision to get in or out of a relationship(which always seems to be wrong later, no matter what your choice has been)

4. 'Production Possibility Frontier' of the neighbouring college always seems to be higher in terms of quality of girls there in.

5. The guy in the BMW will always have a 'comparative advantage' over you

6. There is always perfect competition when you are the 'nerd' kinds.

7. The 'EX' and the 'WHY' coordinates always spoil the plotting of the graphs.

8. 'Capital' is more appropriate for production(or reproduction) as a resource than 'Labour'

9. If the price offered is higher, the 'supply' curve will always shift outwards

10. There is ALWYAS a demand supply mismatch. What you demand is short in supply and what is available is what you dont want.

Signs that ur online a bit too much # 3: You walk into a bar and notice the hottest chick around checking you out. You smile, walk upto her and say 'ASL plz'!!! ;-)

All good things come to an end and All Bed things cum in the end!!!